They SAY there’s NO such thing as a FREE lunch.
I beg to differ, YESTERDAY I worked at a business conference.
After the EVENT there was a DOPE after PARTY at SLATE // a POSH yuppy TYPE Chelsea SPOT.
They HAD these MAC and CHEESE baked THINGS stuffed INSIDE a PHILO dough CRISPY crust. EPIC — AWESOMENESS –
ADDITIONALLY they had CHICKEN on a STICK, WEIRD celery WRAPS with SHRIMP, FULL bar, DJ, and some PRETTY solid NETWORKING OPPERTUNITIES.
NEXT week, THERE’s a wine and CHEESE event sponsored BY a COMPANY I work for DURING the holiday’s AS an ACCOMPANIST.
2 Weeks AGO, zumper THREW a party, I PERISCOPE and TAG them VIA twitter — NATURALLY I went. But, WAS too late and MISSED most of THE food. DRINKS of COURSE, were on the house.
EVERY friday at STANDINGS, on 7th STREET in EAST VILLAGE, there is FREE PIZZA at 8PM.
LAST time I WENT, I SHOWED up at 8:04, and the pizza was GONE! – get THERE early –
there USED to be free POM FRITTS on MONDAY’S at BURP CASTLE — My favorite BAR in the CITY.
UNTIL pom fritts burned down. THANKFULLY burp castle made it — R.I.P — POM FRITTS.
FYI, I’m still LOOKING to fill that MONDAY free FOOD void. IF anyone KNOWS anywhere. CLOSE, I’m not GOING to Brooklyn.
At LEAST once a WEEK, there is AN open HOUSE at a beautiful condo in the CITY. FREE sandwiches are GENERALLY availble.
the HOLIDAY’s are APPROACHING and I NYC won’t DISAPPOINT.
Friends and COLLEAGUES, let’s PARTY.